Marriage invitations and what they really mean

The Invitation:

With the blessings of our Parents,
And the support and wishes from our Family and Friends,
my sister is stepping into a new life
with new hopes, dreams and aspirations.

I Invite you with great pleasure to her Wedding
On Friday, the 13th of this month.

What it really means:

With the constant nagging of our Parents,
And the emotional blackmail from our Family and Friends,

my sister is forced to step into a new life
with a new husband, added tension, responsibilities
and the loss of any individual space she had what so ever.

I invite you with great regret to her wedding
where you will see her bid a tearful farewell to her spinsterhood and single lifestyle
On Friday, the 13th of this month.